From Wikipedia on Super Typhoon Longwang:
“Despite its violence, Longwang only caused material damage in Taiwan, and claimed only one life.”
If I saw a big Longwang heading in my direction, I’d faint. How does a woman protect herself against a giant Longwang? Does insurance cover it?
Me: Hello State Farm? I live in Taiwan and there's a dangerous Longwang heading right for me. It's huge. I've never seen anything like this before and I don't know if I can handle it. What do I do to protect myself?
State Farm Agent: Click!