Category 3?

Wilma is just now one mile short of a Cat. three.

wonderful.

I don't think I have enough liquor in the bar for a cat. 3.

I hope Cindy Cruciger and Dave and assorted pets will be okay. They didn't evacuate the Keys.

I hope the trees don't fall on our house.

I hope I have enough insurance to cover the damages.

Last one is a joke. Maybe I can sell myself on ebay instead of a roof shingle to cover the damages?

For sale:

Weary Floridian/romance author tired of hurricanes. Will clean toilets in New Mexico in exchange for never having to endure another 8 days of constantly watching The Weather Channel and wishing Jim Cantore would just leave.

http://www.bonnievanak.com