Thursday, August 25, 2005

Today's forecast

Indoors:

Rain
followed by
More rain
Wind
More rain
And scattered newspersons standing at the beach, screaming on television and trying to look like Jim Cantore so s/he can be picked up on the national feeds.

Note to local newscasters: You will NEVER be Jim Cantore

Indooors:

Occasional sprinklings of rum, followed by possible downpour of muscle relaxers


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3 comments:

Toni Lea Andrews said...

Don't worry about the 24 hour boring hurricane coverage. You know perfectly well that despite the fact it's only a category one, the cable will go down.

Mary Stella said...

Yeah, Jim Cantore's hot -- I'd just rather admire him from afar... Afar like me being here and him being in another hemisphere.

Bonnie Vanak said...

I tell you, Jim Cantore is really hot, but I hate seeing him around my neighborhood. He has a knack for picking the spots to broadcast from that get direct hits. Look at this one... he was in Miami, not Fort Lauderdale, and they got all that flooding.

Jim, love yah, but stay away from my city! LOL!

Bonnie