I should be working, but I'm imagining romance titles that will never make it...
The Sheikh & the Tired Prostitute
The Cowboy’s Secret Moody Teenager
Are you my mommy’s sperm donor?
The Bride’s Significant Other
My Sexy Transvestite
Lady Tweedle’s Bunions
The Boring Marquess
A case of herpes to remember
Kiss of the Used Car Salesman
Truck Driver in a Kilt
The Rake & the Hoe
Highland Engineer
The Pirate who never Bathed
The Chinless Duke
The Virgin in Menopause
And last, but not least…
Vibrator of my dreams
http://www.bonnievanak.com
1 comment:
Ooooh, good one! May I add to it?
Pitching on the Mound of Venus.
Pitching a home run on the Mound of Venus
Striking out on the Mound of Venus
sorry to hear your family is sick, Tisha. Hope they feel better soon. Thanks for your comment!
bonnie vanak
Come see my blog sometime
http://tishasharpthewriter.blogspot.com
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