Because I'm too morose to post anything cheerful and this blog is beginning to resemble the woeful Perils of Pauline, here's a link to a funny blog.
Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Apostle John posted a blog on pirate talking in church. Vocab. entries include this gem: Booty -- treasure, AKA the offering.
Argh. Just don't get my foul-mouthed parrot involved. He'd shiver your timbers with his cuss words.