Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Yo ho, oh oh oh OH!!! Pirate porn

Why I love Florida... Pirates, the new porn movie, is shooting aboard the HMS Bounty in St. Pete.

The ship's owner, who was miffed because he thought they were filming a Disneysque flick (with a Depp lookalike instead of Long Dong Silver?) gets my two thumbs up approval for this quote.

“We actually looked at the concept of canceling it, but with the contract, I couldn’t do it for no reason,” Hanson said. “Just because they’re porn stars doesn’t mean they can’t come on the boat ..."

Yo ho ho and a bottle of ... hint: rhymes with rum.

Pirates. Gotta love 'em.

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2 comments:

Mary Stella said...

ROFL! This is why, when a movie production company contacts me for a location scouting, I ALWAYS make them send me the script! LOL

Next time there's a hurricane and your husband has to work, let's get the movie and, um, critique the actors "performances."

Bonnie Vanak said...

LOL Mary. No, next time there's a hurricane, I'm taking the dogs and fleeing with you to a hotel. A hotel with no trees around. Or maybe I'll move. Like to the North Pole. I don't think they have hurricanes in the North Pole? Do they? ;-)