Sunday, January 08, 2006

34 degrees? Am I in Florida?

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a hand across my head.
Went into the kitchen to drink h2O,
And looking up, I saw the temperature was low.

Fell on my face, numb with surprise,
Why didn't the temperature rise?
34 degrees, the thermometer said,
The hell with the water, I ran back to my warm bed.

When it's warmer in the fridge than it is outside,
I just want to duck under the covers all night and hide.
Heat waves in summer, humidity and hurricanes will pass,
But right now Florida is freezing and so is my a**.

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