Thursday, January 05, 2006

Romance Novel Titles that will never make it

With apologies to Lisa Kleypas, among others...

My Meh Lover
The Highlander’s Halitosis
To Catch an STD
Then Came You, and 9 months later came Baby John
Taming the Accountant
Almost a Virgin
The Rake’s Hoe
An Unexpected Disappointment
Seducing the Mailman
Simply Average
The Duke of Pox
Lord of Sweat
His Every Flatulence
The Passion of Herman


Stacey said...

Okay, some of these are really gross! : )

Bonnie Vanak said...

What, you're not going all misty eyed over Lord of Flatuence? How about Lord of the Constant Wind?



Mary Stella said...

The Rake's Ho? ROFLMAO!!!!!!

María said...

¿Por qué será que esos títulos me resultan conocidos? mmmmmmmmmmmmm jajaja
No... sinceramente no creo que nunca se publiquen novelas con semejantes títulos

Why will he be that those securities work out for acquaintances to me?
No ... sincerely I do not believe that never fiction with such securities get into print

Helo Bonnie!!! Un cariñoso saludo desde España

Bonnie Vanak said...

Ho, ho, ho Mary Stella.

Hi Maria! :::waving::::