"Did you know if you are ever on SURVIVOR, belly button lint can be used as fuel for a fire?" Author Rowenna Cherry
"They used my chest as a model, but mine is much bigger." Cover model CJ Hollenbach, talking about the Ellora's Cave book, TALES OF THE SHAREEM
"I had teeth, but I lost them in my underwear drawer." Author Susan Squires (The Companion) talking about how her VAMPIRE teeth found a home among her delicates.
"Sock. Definitely a sock he has in there." Me, to my friend Connie about one of the contestants in the cover model competition when they all paraded on stage as cowboys. Yee haw.