When romance writing goes bad - crossing over into the day job. Wrote an appeal and instead of writing the president's name, I typed, "Mr. Manhood."
Oops. It might raise more money. Maybe I should have left it. Later I started thinking about what kind of character a Mr. Manhood would be. You could do a whole series of romance novels.
Romancing Mr. Manhood
Mr. Manhood, circumcised, a cut above the rest
Mr. Manhood gets caught by lover’s husband: See Dick Run, Run Dick, Run
Mr. Manhood gets stuck in the tunnel of love
Literary Mr. Manhood:
Mr. Manhood the virgin: Great Expectations
Mr. Manhood at sea: Moby Dick
Mr. Manhood in a field: Catcher in the rye
Regency Mr. Manhood: This neckcloth is too freaking tight
Mr. Manhood wears jewelry; Lord of the Rings
Mr. Manhood finds Viagra: Return of the King
Mr. Manhood talks about his friends belowstairs: The Two Towers
Mr. Manhood admits the truth about size: The Hobbit
Mr. Manhood makes a secret baby
Mr. Manhood has amnesia and doesn’t remember where’s he’s been all night
Cowboy Mr. Manhood back in the saddle
Detective Mr. Manhood; a .44 that shoots straight
Sheikh Mr. Manhood finds oil in the desert: Lubrication is good!