Thursday, May 28, 2009

I needed this today

Note: A friend sent this to me today, and I had to share it with anyone reading this blog.


Resimay



To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..



I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.



I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.



My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.





Sinseerly, BRYAN


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.




















Employer's response:

Dear Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.

4 comments:

housemouse88 said...

Love the picture. He can misspell words all day long. Have a great day.

Kira Daniels said...

I don't care if he stutters when he talks. All he has to do is stand there and look pretty. hehe

Intelligence is over-rated!

Mary Ricksen said...

Hired!!!
He don't have to talk at all.

Bonnie Vanak said...

Heh! Glad you guys like him! He's hired!