Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Hump Day HUNK

It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day so here's me commentary on Christian Bale's butt...

Shiver me timbers but there be a fine arse! He could drop his anchor on my ship and fire his cannon anytime.

Speaking of which, the great website, talk like a pirate, offers these Top Ten pickup lines for laddies to pick up a lass or two.

"Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7/ Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ...

1. Prepare to be boarded."


Jennifer Ashley said...

I think I like number 5 best! I'll have to put that in my next pirate novel (and I would, too, you know that).

Thanks, lass, for delightin' me eyes with Christian's fine arse this slow Wednesday mornin'.

Carrie Lofty said...

*giggle* terrible!!

Bonnie Vanak said...

Jennifer and Carrie, yee fine pirate talk is best when downed with a pint whilst staring at a foine man's behind. LOL!