Hello?

Conversation this morning...

Customer service rep: Hello, ____ county property appraiser's office.

Me: Hi, I live out of the area and own land there, and I lost the form to pay my property taxes. We looked all over for it last night but can't find it. I need to know what to do to pay my tax bill.

CSR: Um, the tax bills haven't been mailed yet. They don't mail out until the middle of October.

Me: You mean I lost a bill that hasn't been mailed yet?

CSR: Yes

Me: And I'm trying to pay money for a bill I don't owe yet?

CSR: (Giggling) Yes, m'am.

Me: Ok, thanks.

Me: hanging up, muttering to self: I need a vacation...