Being Bonnie Vanak

A journey inside the mind of a quirky romance author who travels in the Third World

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Romance titles that will never make it

Thank you everyone who entered the Heating Up The Holidays with Rock*It Reads Blog Hop contest! The contest is closed as of midnight, Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2012. This week, I'll be announcing the winner from my blog who will win the copy of The Empath.

In the meantime, here is an oldie, but goodie, blog post from the past. Enjoy!

Romance titles that will never make it

I should be working, but I'm imagining romance titles that will never make it...

The Sheikh & the Tired Prostitute

The Cowboy’s Secret Moody Teenager

Are you my mommy’s sperm donor?

The Bride’s Significant Other

My Sexy Transvestite

Lady Tweedle’s Bunions

The Boring Marquess

A case of herpes to remember

Kiss of the Used Car Salesman

Truck Driver in a Kilt

The Rake & the Hoe

Highland Engineer

The Pirate who never Bathed

The Chinless Duke

The Virgin in Menopause

And last, but not least…

Vibrator of my dreams

2 Comments:

At 9:33 PM, Blogger MJFredrick said...

OMG, LOVE The Cowboy's Secret Moody Teenager! LOLOLOL!

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Bonnie Vanak said...

LOL MJ, I think weary parents everywhere might read it. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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