Yesterday

In the Everglades, walking along Shark Valley's roadway.

Me, spotting the tram coming and knowing the rules, that you must STOP when the tram passes by: "STOP. The tram is coming."

DH: "Yeah, stop, Bonnie. Do you see that?"

Me, finally seeing the 7 foot alligator on the roadside that is about 8 feet from my feet because I was too busy looking at treetops for BIRDS: "Holy (unmentionable)."